“He Who Shall Not Be Named” Is Stalking Me


#^%#@@!(*&^!!

Gotta confess something here. I am repelled by S H – but he is attracted to me.

Whatever happened to the bloody laws of electrostatics?

He haunts me everywhere I go.

I watch the Grey Cup Game… Voldemort is there.

I go to the Rogers Cup in Toronto… Voldemort  is there.

I watch the CBC… Voldemort is everywhere, usually surrounded by Maple Leaf flags or troops – frequently both!

TV is now bad for my health.

I have fled the television. I canceled my Globe and Mail. Every time I turned the page I saw something that made me even more depressed. I have totally changed how I consume my political news, getting it via Twitter now because the sarcasm somehow helps the shit go down.

I spend more time playing my 1978 Larivée acoustic guitar, for myself and other people. I go for walks and do Tai Chi and tonglen.

Retreating electronically to a “cave” in my house, the Internet and blogging hasn’t solved the crisis.

He has even followed me HERE. See the photos above.  He is putting commercials on my iPod Touch or on Rogers’ mail server somehow. One of my favorite photography blogs , all the way from bloomin’ AUS, is not immune or sacred. If, like me, you are fed up with this face, I apologize for showing it on MY site.

OK, I’ll name the beast: Stephen Harper please @%&^* get out of my life.

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Author: mytiturk

Travelbug Minstrel: Strum for my supper, croon for my cuppa Search for a sign, write for my whine

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